there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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