Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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