Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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