So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I have fence marks all over my body
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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