oh god the rape fog is back!
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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