omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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