Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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