don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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