Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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