I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
