Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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