where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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