There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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