the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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