shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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