He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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