kristin has been a bad kristin
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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