I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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