FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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