Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Randomize
