like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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