the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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