small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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