I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
she woke up with a sticky ear
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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