i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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