I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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