Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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