So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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