a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
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