Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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