ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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