There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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