This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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