hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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