the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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