i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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