but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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