id be glad to
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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