i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
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