I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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