it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
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