dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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