If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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