you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
