But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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