so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I'm always down for nudity.
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