Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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