one might say we're banned from that church
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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