whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I have post one night stand depression
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