ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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