It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
3pm strippers are depressing
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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